Song Parody

(Sung to "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas)

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christine
In every room I go;
My hands smell like desatin,
and poop in the trashcan bin
With milky stains that will not go away

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christine
Dirty clothes on every chair
But the prettiest sight to date is the smile on her face
And her pretty little stare