The Beauty Contest

Christine and her cousin Emmy were born just a couple of weeks apart. This was their first meeting.

While we were in Kingwood, there was a beauty pageant to determine which cousin is the cutest. Here the dads are helping their children perform their various talents. Emmy is attempting to removing a purple Binkey from her father's mouth. Christine is attempting to shove an entire metal wrist watch in her mouth.

Here the dads are showing of their baby's natural beauty. While Emmy has more hair. Christine is demonstrating her superior mouth volume by bulging her cheeks out. Very attractive!

Here they are having their crawl-off. The runway was booby trapped with toys. Unfortunately Christine succumbed to distraction, and Emmy won.

The competition really got heated during the photos, when Emmy started doing pranks during pictures. This is a variation of the classic moose ears, where you just push out the other person's ears so they look enormous.

Don't worry Christine got her back. While Emmy was distracted, Christine stole all of Emmy's Cherrios.

That's my girl.