She's so precious and innocent. I (Jeff) can't stop snapping photos of her.
Even though she is so sweet, she is still a girl who likes to amuse herself by taunting her parents.
Statements like this, make her grimace and say "Taunt my parents, Never!!" like in the picture below
She will deny it, but it's nonetheless very true. Just a few weeks ago, I would have read this post and said to myself, "Oh no, not another poop story. Why is every new parent obsessed with the pooping habits of their child?" Well, it's because pooping is pretty much the only means babies have of amusing themselves...
well besides sucking their fingers. So for all those who don't want to read another bowel movement story, I'll post about something less gross next time. Last night, she had a great time, pooping all over the towel and Angela's hand, while Angela was talking to her mom on the phone. At midnight, she dirtied 5 diapers in thirty minutes by strategically placing her bowel movements and bladder voids just far enough apart to necessitate a new diaper, but not long enough to actually get the clean diaper fully attached to her bum. 
These innocent faces were just minutes after she had performed her greatest prank yet. I had just pulled off her diaper and was lifting her legs to put a new diaper under her when she spotted my head through her legs. She took careful aim, and FIRE!! A stream of feces flew 3 feet totally covering me, the towel, the carpet, and everything in between.
This picture she seems to be saying, "Oh Dad, how could you accuse me of such antics." Well I guess it's cause it seems like something that I probably did once.
We love you Christine, every moment, every smile, every laugh, and even every dirty diaper!






